Unfortunately, the earth is still spinning. Drink up. - White 11oz Ceramic Mug

Unfortunately, the earth is still spinning. Drink up.

This is an 11oz ceramic mug. It's dishwasher safe and microwave safe. But honestly, who cares?

You’re not here for that.

You either like the message, or you don’t.

Worst case? It gathers dust in your cupboard until a future cleanup.

Mid case? You occasionally smirk into it while sipping your coffee.

Best case? You post it on Instagram to prove you're deep, arty, and full of existential angst.

If you do, tag me,  so I can sell more mugs to more people who also don’t care about dishwasher safety.

Thanks.